theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
mum:
why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
mum:
you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
